Life with Red Ruth: To Cut or Not To Cut

I felt like this scenario would be better expressed written out as opposed to illustrated.

Ruth: Ugh.

David:What is it?

Ruth: My hair. What should I do with it? Keep it long or cut it?

David: It's your hair. You do whatever you want with it.

Ruth: But, I want you to tell me what to do.

David: Well, you know I'm not gonna do that. I like your hair every way you've done it.

Ruth: But what's your favorite?

David: I like them all equally.

Ruth: It's just so long and it's getting hot and all I ever do is wear it in a ponytail and it takes forever to fix.

David: Then cut it.

Ruth: So, you do want me to cut it?

David: That's not what I said.

Ruth: But, if I cut it before the baby is born, then I'll be huge and have this oddly small head because my thick hair balances me out.

David: Then leave it long.

Ruth: So, you're saying I should leave it long to cover up the fact I've inflated to gargantuan proportions?

David: That is not--

Ruth: What if I cut it like Jennifer Anniston did when she cut it short on Friends?

David: That's a cute cut. You've had it like that before and it looked great. You do what you want, though.

Ruth: So, you like it?

David: Yeah, it's really pretty.

Ruth: So, you think Jennifer Anniston is pretty?

David: Okay, that's just ridiculous. I said the haircut was pretty.

Ruth: So, you think she's ugly? Because she's prettier than me, so if you think Jennifer Anniston is ugly, then you must think I'm a troll.

David: RUTH! You are being crazy!!

Ruth: (sob sob sob) My husband thinks I'm crazy...

David: I don't even know what to say to you right now.

Ruth: Tell me how to cut my hair!!!!!!

David: YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT HOWEVER YOU DO IT!

Ruth: What if I just cut some bangs?

David: Want me to make you some brownies?

Ruth: OOOOOH BROWNIES!!