Is it just me or has anyone else figured out who would be the one entity that would be left standing after a global nuclear explosion...thing? Ants? Nope. Bees? Nope. Roly-polies? Nope. AT&T? Yes. I have, through extremely complicated and too difficult for you to understand reasoning, deduced that the company known as AT&T will, in fact, be the last person standing in the case of a global nuclear explosion...thing. They own everything now. I mean, look around. There is nothing that AT&T doesn't have their logo on. They even have their own bottled water.
The other day, I went to the store because David got me a new phone and I had to go pick it up. So, I go into the store and the specialist, named Amber, is all sweet and happy and she'd like to know if I need help setting up my phone. Before I could respond, she opens up the box and strips the plastic shield off the face of the phone. SHE TOOK IT OFF! YOU DON'T TAKE THE PLASTIC SHIELD OFF RUTH'S PHONE! ooooh...I didn't say anything to Amber because she was really nice, but...I mean, you just don't do that. It takes me at LEAST two months to take it off on my own. It really was a testament to how inwardly strong I am. So, now, I've resorted to carrying my phone around on a velvet pillow...trimmed in gold tassels...until the impenetrable, NASA forcefield case I ordered comes in. You just don't take the plastic shield off someone else's phone, people. That's like ripping someone's heart out and showing it to them and then throwing it on the ground and stomping on it...and then picking it back up and rinsing it off and handing it to them, but right before they can put it back in, you throw it down again...in the dirt. Honestly.
I'm sorry, but are these not the CUTEST boots you've ever seen?? I usually don't go with the trends...I try to steer clear of them...but these were too good of a deal. David, I saved you SO much money. I really did. And they're so comfy. I can wear them with anything!
I'll never get tired of Valentine heart message candy. FRIEND 4 EVER, GOOD 4 ME, GOOD 4 YOU, YOU ROCK, HONEY PIE....love it!
I've learned that if the critics hate a movie and give it horrible reviews, it's going to be a GOOD movie and we should go see it. If the critics love it, more than likely, we're going to hate it and we avoid wasting the time and money. Movies, for me, are a form of escapism...I've talked about this before...why would I want to go see a movie full of people dying? I am not into artsy fartsy indy films. I think I've seen maybe three indy films that I liked. Now, this is just me, I know a lot of folks like them. Bride Wars got awful reviews from the critics, so I knew I was gonna like it. And sho nuff, I did. I mean, what were you expecting, Mr. Critic? For it to be a life-altering event for us? No...it's about brides...at war. I mean, really... Now, I will say there were about 3 dudes in there with us...out of maybe 70 people in the theatre, so don't take your man friend to see it with you, cuz he'll be miserable.
Is anybody else caught up in the musical movie genre right now? I'm infatuated with it! I've always loved musicals...but Hairspray and Mamma Mia! and the High School Musical movies...I can't get enough. I'm honestly 14 years old.
I'm soooo over winter. I was over it before it even started.
I miss The Office.
I'm ready for Lost to be over with. I love that show, but gosh...please end soon. Why did I start watching it from the beginning? Why didn't I wait to Netflix the whole series after it was done and over with? Why?
Have you ever sat and wondered how weird eyebrows are? I mean, really. They're just there. I know what purpose eyelashes serve, but what do the eyebrows do? They're so funny. I always think of that episode of Friends where Joey gets his eyebrows waxed, but he could only stand one getting waxed and they looked all wonky and Chandler says, "Look, it's a baby caterpillar chasing its mommy."
Well, I think that was about it.
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