"I'm reaching out to you because (insert random networking site who shall remain nameless because I don't want them sending me spam) is getting a lot of job leads for kung fu teachers, and I'm looking for another kung fu teacher who is interested in taking on more clients. After reading through your site, I feel like you would be a good fit."
She couldn't be more right. I would be a good fit. You didn't know that about me, did you?
Hi-YAH! Neck chop!