One scraggly puppy + a handful of Pop Rocks

Before you go and call the animal folks, just remember how mischievous of a dog this is, how he eats anything and everything he can get his little paws on, how he totally came back for seconds, how he's still alive this morning and how completely spoiled he is. And enjoy.

Also, I apologize for the ridiculously unified answer of "Pop Rocks" from David and myself. It was uncalled for and unplanned.